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RockCity
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 Posted - 01/14/2011 : 3:04:33 PM
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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car with Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars See If They Slow Down In accordance with prophecy.
2. On all your check memos, write For Marijuana In accordance with prophecy.
3. Skip down the street Rather than Walk, and see how many looks you get In accordance with prophecy.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face In accordance with prophecy.
5. Sing Along At The Opera In accordance with prophecy.
6. When The Money Comes Out Of The ATM, Scream I Won! I Won! In accordance with prophecy.
7. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking Lot, Yelling Run For Your Lives! They're Loose! In accordance with prophecy.
8. Tell Your Children over Dinner, Due To the Economy, We are Going To Have To Let One of You Go...In accordance with prophecy
9. End every sentence with "In accordance with prophecy".
AND THE FINAL WAY TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY:
10. Bother as many people as you possibly can each and every day! In accordance with prophecy. 
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RockCity
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15801 Posts |
Posted - 01/14/2011 : 3:09:23 PM
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Roimeister
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Posted - 01/14/2011 : 4:03:09 PM
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RockCity
USA
15801 Posts |
Posted - 01/14/2011 : 4:51:40 PM
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Opps, wrong button.   |
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Roimeister
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Posted - 01/14/2011 : 5:06:16 PM
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| I only see two buttons, and neither of them looks wrong to me |
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RockCity
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15801 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2011 : 1:21:09 PM
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Roimeister
14132 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2011 : 1:29:00 PM
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ok... I'm prepared to wait as long as it takes... rain or shine...
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RockCity
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15801 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2011 : 2:01:11 PM
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Roimeister
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Posted - 01/15/2011 : 2:10:49 PM
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RockCity
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15801 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2011 : 2:35:39 PM
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For shame Roimeister... For shame!!!!
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Roimeister
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Posted - 01/15/2011 : 2:44:23 PM
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RockCity
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15801 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2011 : 2:52:57 PM
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Roimeister
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Posted - 01/15/2011 : 2:55:22 PM
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RockCity
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15801 Posts |
Posted - 01/15/2011 : 3:00:56 PM
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"Enough already!!! I'm coming for BOTH of yous!"
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Roimeister
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Posted - 01/15/2011 : 3:09:32 PM
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and she's bringing her posse
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