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William Hung Rox
Poland
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 Posted - 05/21/2008 : 7:22:00 PM
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No I'm not here because this is a "competition". This is by far the single dumbest thing I've ever seen/heard of. Also those replies to my last topic were extremely cheesy and unfunny and by the sound of it I can guess you are in the 12 to 16 year old age.
You don't have to take out your frustrations on me just because you're testicles haven't dropped yet, assuming you have any. This is NOT a competition; This is NOT who is funnier than who; What this is, however, is your sorry pathetic way of trying to pretend you are important in the least bit. Don't stay up too late tonight watching Idol...Mommy might ground you for not going to bed on time.
William Hung is American Idol. He my Idol too. Very nice forehead |
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RockCity
USA
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Posted - 05/21/2008 : 7:36:20 PM
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Now you are getting the idea William,that was almost good jokes but clear I see now UR pissed one more which make me older and nuts have dropped at last! Queerly my nuts is YOU!  quote:
Originally posted by William Hung Rox
No I'm not here because this is a "competition". This is by far the single dumbest thing I've ever seen/heard of. Also those replies to my last topic were extremely cheesy and unfunny and by the sound of it I can guess you are in the 12 to 16 year old age.
You don't have to take out your frustrations on me just because you're testicles haven't dropped yet, assuming you have any. This is NOT a competition; This is NOT who is funnier than who; What this is, however, is your sorry pathetic way of trying to pretend you are important in the least bit. Don't stay up too late tonight watching Idol...Mommy might ground you for not going to bed on time.
William Hung is American Idol. He my Idol too. Very nice forehead
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RockCity
USA
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Posted - 05/21/2008 : 7:44:28 PM
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WHR Said"Mommy might ground you for not going to bed on time."
ROCK "In your case William, Mommy may goose you for not going to bed with her on time!!!"
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William Hung Rox
Poland
64 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2008 : 7:45:31 PM
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I don't wanna have anything to do with your nuts. From now on, whenever you address your nuts again, please make sure there are at least 15 words in between "nuts" and my name. Thanks...
William Hung is American Idol. He my Idol too. Very nice forehead |
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RockCity
USA
15801 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2008 : 7:51:14 PM
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| You still no funny incest man! Do you not say "Incest Is Best" from post last night???? Ha Ha! Open mouth, insert TURD much posing 1! |
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RockCity
USA
15801 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2008 : 7:52:57 PM
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A well known reporter drops by his favorite bar on the 50th floor of the world trade center. He parks himself on a stool greets Joe the bartender & proceeds to boast about the story he is working on for the newspaper.
"Hey Joe, a group of scientists have discovered an updraft around this building that will return anything falling from the 50th floor to the exact point of it's origin."
Joe smiles and retorts "Is that right?" and continues washing glasses.
A lawyer sitting beside the reporter shouts "I got fifty bucks that says you can't prove such nonsense, hell if that were true I'd jump out the window". He lays a fifty dollar bill on the bar. "Let me show you" says the reporter who drops a fifty on the bar as well and guides the lawyer to the open window.
Removing the screen the reporter steps onto the ledge and casually steps off falling story by story toward the sidewalk below...
3 feet from the concrete he mysteriously shoots upward landing solidly on the window sill from which he dropped seconds before.
The lawyer is so amazed he too jumps from the ledge.
The reporter returns to the bar and Joe, rolling his eyes hands him the hundred dollars and says "You know Superman, you can be a real son of a ***** sometimes!"
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William Hung Rox
Poland
64 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2008 : 10:13:13 PM
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Joking aside, I seriously heard that joke for the first time when I was in about the 5th grade.
William Hung is American Idol. He my Idol too. Very nice forehead |
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RockCity
USA
15801 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2008 : 10:43:46 PM
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Joking is what it is all about WHR! You see I am in fith grade range as you have said...So that joke was for my young friends!!!
Rock stay funny for ALL mankind my unworthy competetor!
All "ROX" remain in your head past 5th grade!!! elohssa!
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Originally posted by William Hung Rox
Joking aside, I seriously heard that joke for the first time when I was in about the 5th grade.
William Hung is American Idol. He my Idol too. Very nice forehead
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RockCity
USA
15801 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2008 : 10:52:15 PM
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Here is joke for you understand if so can be when devil get cold....
Two couples were playing cards one evening. One of the husbands, Jerry, accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Ray's wife Shaniqua, had her legs spread wide, and she wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jerry, upon trying to sit up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.
Later, Jerry went into the kitchen to get some refreshments. Shaniqua followed him and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under the table?" Surprised by her boldness, Jerry courageously admitted that, well, yes, he did. She said, "You can have it, but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jerry indicated that he was indeed interested. She told him that since her husband, Ray, works Friday afternoons and Jerry doesn't, that Jerry should be at her house around 2:00 PM, Friday afternoon.
When Friday rolls around, Jerry shows up at Ray's house for sex with Ray's wife at 2:00 PM sharp, and after paying her the agreed upon $500.00, they go to her bedroom and have fantastic sex, just as Shaniqua had promised. Afterwards, Jerry quickly dresses and leaves.
As was his habit at 6:00 PM, Ray returned home from work. Upon entering the house and encountering his wife, he asked loudly, "Did Jerry come by with my money?"
With a lump in her throat, Ray's wife answered, "Oh yeah, he did stop by here for a few minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when Ray curtly asked, "And did he give you $500.00?"
In terror she assumed she'd somehow been found out, and after mustering up her best poker face, she replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me five hundred dollars."
Ray, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised Shaniqua by saying, "Good, I was hoping so. Jerry came by my office this morning and borrowed five hundred dollars from me. He promised me he'd stop by this afternoon on his way home and pay me back."
This not incest joke ROX, So I expect you not understand, young school child not have one crue as well!!! Jus lik you!!!!
You are out of your leauge BUD! BIP!  Was that painful? GOOD! |
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RockCity
USA
15801 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2008 : 12:37:30 AM
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| ANY TIME NOW BUTTHORN!!!!!!!! |
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jmpresto
USA
267 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2008 : 10:37:41 PM
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WHR - I am not, in anyway, offended by what you say. I think it's funny (to be honest). I love how you try to "Americanize" what you say. You should write for Hollywood. And, if you're American (and this is just a joke), you are absolutely FABULOUS, because you have got the whole Asian thing in the bag.
When I read what you say, I have thoughts in my head of Long Duck Dong saying the same things in 'Sixteen Candles'.
If not anything else, it's been fun. I have totally enjoyed your posts. Syesha is my American Idol, she has nice forehead. BRILLIANT!! |
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catbert
Uzbekistan
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Posted - 05/22/2008 : 10:58:22 PM
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Originally posted by jmpresto
WHR - I am not, in anyway, offended by what you say. I think it's funny (to be honest). I love how you try to "Americanize" what you say. You should write for Hollywood. And, if you're American (and this is just a joke), you are absolutely FABULOUS, because you have got the whole Asian thing in the bag.
When I read what you say, I have thoughts in my head of Long Duck Dong saying the same things in 'Sixteen Candles'.
If not anything else, it's been fun. I have totally enjoyed your posts. Syesha is my American Idol, she has nice forehead. BRILLIANT!!
I believe the poser claims to be from Poland, not china. You can start with the Pollock jokes n
  
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RockCity
USA
15801 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2008 : 11:02:38 PM
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Look in the mirror, what do you see? first do a quick rant, speak to the dead "hung" spirit...you are getting sleepy...speak to your alter ego, go ahead...tell the viewers all you are feeling...
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Originally posted by jmpresto
WHR - I am not, in anyway, offended by what you say. I think it's funny (to be honest). I love how you try to "Americanize" what you say. You should write for Randy Jackson my Dawg. And, if you're human (and this is NOT a joke), you are absolutely FABULOUS Fabio, because you have got the whole Asian "dickhead" thing in the douche bag your royal high azz!!!
When I read what you say, I have thoughts in my head of Long Duck Dong saying the same things in 'Sixteen Candles'. I do so admire long nights of passion with so many memories of long duck dongs "dickhead" and shiny forehead of the one hung low!
If not anything else, it's been fun. I have totally enjoyed your posts (and our "special" moments alone here in my deep sleep.) Syesha is my American Idol also, she has nice forehead,(like you my idol) but no dickhead like you long duck dong buddy! Rock is King of ****ty! I see now you are not only hung William... but BRILLIANT as well!!
WAKE UP!!!!!!!! Perhaps Shock Treatment would be more helpful for these poor contestants! I know U2 "And the joke's on YOU"
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jmpresto
USA
267 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2008 : 11:03:53 PM
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Yeah, he says Poland, but I've never heard a Pollack talk like that...that sounds like Americanized Asian...I'm not very PC, pollack was probably not the right word.
Most people from Poland can enunciate enough to be understandable. He was speaking like Long Duck Dong from Sixteen Candles.
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jmpresto
USA
267 Posts |
Posted - 05/22/2008 : 11:26:47 PM
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| Wrock sitty, me no understand what you say? Your translation meter broke before it got to my neighborhood....I stand here alone with no jokes and no understanding of what's gone on before me. Poor Impresto. |
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