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jmpresto
USA
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 Posted - 05/20/2008 : 7:25:50 PM
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| WHR - a mind like tennis shoes, makes squishy noises when running... |
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RockCity
USA
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Posted - 05/20/2008 : 7:31:46 PM
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WHR - After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest.
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jmpresto
USA
267 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2008 : 7:36:05 PM
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| WHR - can be outwitted by a jar of marshmallow fluff |
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RockCity
USA
15801 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2008 : 7:39:58 PM
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WHR - Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," he's practically invulnerable.
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jmpresto
USA
267 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2008 : 7:41:08 PM
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| WHR - can't find his a$$ with two hands and a periscope |
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RockCity
USA
15801 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2008 : 7:46:27 PM
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WHR - A demitasse would fit his head like a sombrero.
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jmpresto
USA
267 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2008 : 7:48:28 PM
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| WHR - two clowns short of a circus |
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RockCity
USA
15801 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2008 : 7:52:40 PM
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| WHR - A brain like a BB in a boxcar. |
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jmpresto
USA
267 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2008 : 7:54:12 PM
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| WHR - found his marbles, but is playing Jacks with them |
Edited by - jmpresto on 05/20/2008 7:54:32 PM |
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RockCity
USA
15801 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2008 : 8:04:41 PM
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So WHR, That should be enough reading for you for the next several years, Just figure out what we are saying and respond with a cleaver quip to each and every one of them which should pretty much burn the rest of your life span  Time for Idol now, Watch and vote, simple as that, When you return you will simply be ripped to shreads.
You can't win this. Why not O.D. yourself as you thought your Idle had? 
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jmpresto
USA
267 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2008 : 8:08:35 PM
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| RockCity you make me pissed ha ha!, no kidding friend. Not liking the super happy WHR insults. I not be your friend anymore. WHR is pissed. WHR - Out. |
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RockCity
USA
15801 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2008 : 9:22:15 PM
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LMAO! If so be a case you can not be comedy Idol!!!!! I "Cook" you in Hell's Kitchen!!!quote:
Originally posted by jmpresto
RockCity you make me pissed ha ha!, no kidding friend. Not liking the super happy WHR insults. I not be your friend anymore. WHR is pissed. WHR - Out.
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RockCity
USA
15801 Posts |
Posted - 05/20/2008 : 10:34:20 PM
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Moses & Jesus are playing a round of golf in a threesum.
Moses tees off and his ball lands in the middle of a lake. Moses walks to the shore raises his club and parts the water, he then walks into the lake basin and chips his ball on the green.
Jesus tees off and his ball lands on the surface of the water. He walks out on the water and chips his ball up on the green next to the pin.
The third guy tees off, his ball smacks a tree beside the lake bounces off the water hits a rock on the shore and lodges in a frogs mouth, an eagle swoops down and grabs the frog and launches into flight over the green. Suddenly a bolt of lightning strikes the eagle and he and the frog are burnt to a crisp leaving the ball to drop on the green where it rolls up hill and drops neatly into the hole.
Moses looks at Jesus and says " I hate playing golf with your Dad."
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William Hung Rox
Poland
64 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2008 : 01:02:26 AM
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Haha. All I can say is WOW! I never thought in a million years I'd be such a hot topic. Now in all seriouslyeneekjess guys, there's nothing wrong with incest. Just because my dad is my brother in real life, this doesn't mean that I still can't feel any of the insults you guys say about me. If a brother and sister are in love with eachother, why the hell can't they be able to show this through physical activity?
Anyways, I'm way off the topic. The bottom line is who gives a crap if you think what I say is funny or not. I certainly don't care. It realllllly don't maked me pissed after all. If anyone is seriously offended/upset/annoyed with anything I say then sh*t, you guys need to get a sense of humor about it and stop taking this crap so seriously. It's really even ridiculous that there are already 3 pages worth on this topic alone, but I'm more than happy to play your game...You really doned maked me pissed now!
William Hung is American Idol. He my Idol too. Very nice forehead |
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RockCity
USA
15801 Posts |
Posted - 05/21/2008 : 6:57:39 PM
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WHR Said "Haha. All I can say is WOW! I never thought in a million years I'd be such a hot topic."
ROCK "You are NOT a hot topic, a HOTDOG is what you are, funny is what you have yet to be....Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you!"
WHR Said " Now in all seriouslyeneekjess guys, there's nothing wrong with incest."
ROCK "After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest, learn from your parents' mistakes William - use birth control!"
WHR Said:"Just because my dad is my brother in real life, this doesn't mean that I still can't feel any of the insults you guys say about me."
ROCK "Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental, let's play horse... I'll be the front end and you be yourself ! Feeling better yet?"
WHR Said"If a brother and sister are in love with each other, why the hell can't they be able to show this through physical activity? "
ROCK "That would be fine William, Why don't the two of you do 2000 jumping jacks? Then the two of you can change the oil in my car, wax my Harley 50 times & paint Mt .Rushmore!"
WHR Said" Anyways, I'm way off the topic. The bottom line is who gives a crap if you think what I say is funny or not. I certainly don't care."
ROCK "No one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy, if you wear a wig to hide to the scars and learn to control the slobbering."
WHR Said" It realllllly don't maked me pissed after all."
ROCK "Lucky for you cause I'm only warming up, In the shopping mall of the mind, you're in the toy department."
WHR Said"If anyone is seriously offended/upset/annoyed with anything I say then sh*t, you guys need to get a sense of humor about it and stop taking this crap so seriously."
ROCK "Need I remind you this is a COMEDY competition???? Are you braindead? You showed up to take me on so try saying something that is TRULY funny! So far I must say you are couple of volts below threshold."
WHR Said"I It's really even ridiculous that there are already 3 pages worth on this topic alone,"
ROCK "No thanks to you. Clearly you are getting your *** kicked in this competetion Sanjaya!"
WHR Said" I'm more than happy to play your game...You really doned maked me pissed now"
ROCK "Get on with it then... and please breathe the other way... You're bleaching my hair!!!!!!"
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